I just figured out how to slow down time. Run. My mile time is the same as it was 20 (yup 20 friggin’) years ago, before I became a freshman in high school. Before I played an organized sport. Before I had to train to be competitive. It is a whole minute and fifteen seconds slower than my mile time as a freshman in college.
This is not good considering I’m not getting any younger, 33 next week.
I have a football tournament coming up in two weeks and a triathlon in three.
Yes I was listening to “advertisements” because I dont pay for Pandora One.